The Curls

The 6th Annual Fuckapalooza At Tonic Room:

The Curls

Mr. Constant, Them Dead Poets, Paul Moody

Fri, July 29, 2016

Doors: 9:00 pm / Show: 9:30 pm

$10.00

This event is 21 and over

The Curls
The Curls
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Mr. Constant
Mr. Constant
Mr. Constant is a three-piece psychedelic/hard rock/funk band founded in the Pilsen neighborhood of Chicago. Originally formed from an improvisational standpoint, the group's focus has shifted towards tighter songs that emphasize the mix of different genres that they forge. This collective melting pot of genres is what they call Mr. Constant; for the only constant in music is that it's constantly changing.
Them Dead Poets
Them Dead Poets
Chicago rock music
Paul Moody
Paul Moody
Paul comes across as a less talented musical version of Charles Bukowski, and when I tried to interview him for this bio, he said he didn't have much time, because it was Friday night and he needed to "go get someone pregnant." He was very short and unpleasant to talk to, and quite frankly, kind of an asshole.

I think he was born in Chicago, but I don't particularly care, all I know is he was born somewhere where they never taught him how to carry a polite conversation. Not to mention he is only paying me 75 bucks for this bio even though I quite plainly stated my rate is 100 dollars, but I agreed to take 75 because he would not budge and I need the money.

I would guess Paul's music is about getting girls pregnant and being a jerkoff, because that is the only vibe I got from him when we talked.

Anyway here is your fucking bio for 75 dollars Paul, I hope you like it, jackass.

-Dave
Venue Information:
Tonic Room
2447 N. Halsted
Chicago, IL, 60614
http://tonicroom.com/